Category: Transportation


Tow Me Away From There

| NJ, USA | Bad Behavior, Employees, Transportation

(While shopping for a used vehicle I have been visiting multiple car lots to shop. This is the shortest visit of any of them. Note: I am driving a 10-year-old pick-up that has seen better days.)

Salesman #1: “Let us know if you need anything…”

Salesman #2: “…like a tow truck.”

Me: “…”

(I simply turned around and left, never setting foot on that car lot again.)


Will Change His Attitude After That

| Glens Falls, NY, USA | Bad Behavior, Money, Transportation

(I have gone grocery shopping and am literally down to my last cents, which means paying the taxi driver in loose change. Most drivers don’t complain; especially since they always need change.)

Me: *counts out quarters and dimes to equal $3.25*

Driver: “Ugh, more f****** change!”

Me: *hands him exact change* “Don’t worry, I won’t give you a tip in change.”

(He got even more aggravated, but I’m betting he learnt to shut his mouth after that.)


That’s A Good Answer In My Book

| OH, USA | At The Checkout, Transportation

(I hand my package to the clerk.)

Me: “It’s a book, so media mail will probably be cheapest.”

(She asks the usual questions about liquids, etc. For some reason, this is the day I quit holding back my tendency toward a smart aleck response.)

Clerk: “Does the package contain hazardous materials?”

Me: “Well, it’s a book and some people think books contain hazardous material.”

(She struggled to keep a grin down, but gave up and replied.)

Clerk: “Yeah, books have ideas.”

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